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Subject: Who Is Jack Schitt?
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt! '
Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one , Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt.
The deeply religious couple produced six ren: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents ' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her s were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six ren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout hood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens ren were Dawg, Byrd, and .
Bull Schitt, the prodigal , left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, ' You don ' t know Jack Schitt, ' you can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
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